He Doesn’t Want To Lay Down On A Bed Of Roses
This man clearly does not want to lay down on a bed of roses. It looks like roses aren’t really his thing. But instead, he definitely wants to lay down on a bed of rods. Or maybe with fishing rods, rather. And on top of that, he would prefer to spoon with his rods!
If he has a spouse, we are totally sorry to see that he would prefer to sleep and spoon with his fishing rods. But if he’s single, well, maybe it is understandable. Those fishing rods of him are the only ones that could keep him company at night. It’s rather sad though. But if he’s happy, who are we to judge?